12:45 PM, July 4th, 2011 -
Dad saunters in to oldest son's room, turns on the overhead light and says, "Rise and shine, son. It's time to get up and at 'em."
Son, with covers pulled tightly up over his head, angrily replies, "Why do I have to get up so early!"
Can hardly wait 'til this one reaches his teen years ...
